Sky News host Paul Murray says the Guardian has uncovered the “science discovery of the year” with their article claiming “ducks can talk”.
“I’m sure this is exactly what the Ghost dreamed of when he got the Guardian to come to Australia.
“Apparently someone has taught a duck to say ‘you bloody fool’.”
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Sky have you even read the stuff you churn out?
What a bunch 🤮🤬
Paul’s worried he’ll be out of a job if they can teach ducks to talk 🤣
OFFS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only in the Guardian. BTW ducks are also their top readers.
As a Brit, I'd like to apologize to the world for the Guardian. There's no excuse for it.
Fake! I've seen Disney cartoons, and I know how ducks sound when they talk.
Guardian is not they say they are.
It's the Guardian what'd you expect?
But then the Guardian has always been a quality newspaper (sarcastic)!
"Everything woke turns to shit" -President Donald Trump
All perfectly normal for 2021.
The guardian is far left propaganda. Everything they report is false and misleading brainwashing
This is the scientific discovery of the year! Now we know that even ducks think our "scientists" are bloody fools.
And this is important why?
If that not dumbing is down …. what is?
Hey everybody, look over here at this talking duck!!! Not at Joebidastan!!!
PFIZER CONTRACTS DRIVING BAD HEALTH DECISIONS…
I thought the “science discovery of the year” was that BIDEN was proof a human can walk around and talk with NO BRAIN inside its skull.
Reminds me of that scene in 1968 PLANET OF THE APES when Taylor picks up a doll in the cave and squeezes it and speaks in a human voice and Taylor says to Dr. Zaius "Would Apes make a human doll that TALKS ??"
The Guardian can flock off. I'm surprised they didn't blame this aberrant behaviour on climate change.
…and its turning the fricken frogs gay!!!
You have to admit though, he is a very handsome duck.
Society is a social contract. That contract has been broken by government. They cannot be trusted IMO.
The Guardian Rag only just good enough for lining your pet cat dirt trays or any other type of animal that needs to have a good crap Rabbits, Guinea pigs, or birds.
Yes…it’s a lie. Fear must be maintained as the prisoners are getting very angry. Totalitarian tactics 101.
Duckula been speaking English for a long time old news
Bad beak reading…
Sounds alot like Biden.😳
HI WORLD,,,, can u help Muhammad kace from Indonesia?????
The world has gone quackers. 😂
F*cking liberals
The Guardian…There you have it…!! Nothing else to say about that newspaper..It's says it all for itself..!
How do you make a duck sing Soul Music??
Put him I the oven until his Bill Withers …….
Boooom!
If you put lipstick on a pig…..
You're quackers